Wednesday, November 15, 2006

LANDERYOU ACCUSES RIGHT OF BEING LEFTISTS!

A reader posted this very clever take on Andrew Landeryou. The original is here.

This is not far from the truth. Remember when Andrew was writing as Delia when he stooged on his Labor Unity mates.


LANDERYOU ACCUSES RIGHT OF BEING LEFTISTS!

Punchy paunchy politicians progeny Andrew Landeryou has accused the political Right- associated with smaller government and conservative social and economic policies- of being Leftists.'

I have now worked it out' he said triumphantly.

'The Leftists are leftists, dirty leftist scum. The centre are also Leftists, usually Leftist Dupes. But the Right, who masquerade as conservatives, are something else. They are Leftists who have convinced themselves they are rightists, in order to discredit Rightism, leading on to a Leftist victory.

''The only way is to defeat the Right, thereby denying the Left the use of their deception'Landeryou is leading the charge against Leftism.

'I have now established that my postman is a Leftist' he said sternly, 'as he wears Red and doesnt work for himself. 'I've also discovered my flatmates were engaging in collectivism by having a household kitty for expenses!

2 Truth On Comments:

Anonymous said...

Very funny

Anonymous said...

Andrew Landeryou is ex prisoner scum.